|The Xen Pubic Louse|
|Series||Life with Lamarr|
|First appearance||Longfigger Administration PSA #1|
|Appearances||Book Four: The House of Longfigger|
The Xen Pubic Louse first appeared in one of the Longfigger PSA's, although it had been referred to before then as the last STD on Earth and the one you would least want to catch. Much about its lifecycle is still unclear, especially as it stands between eight and nine feet tall. This has puzzled one or two readers, but as Co has stated, "Put it this way; It doesn't intend to live in your pubes..." implying that in fact, it's the other way round. He has also stated that there is in fact only one Xen Pubic Louse at large in the world, and the reason that people are so wary about catching it is because it is the one of the most unpleasant experiences that it is possible to endure. It may or may not be fatal - Cubbage, in one of his comments claimed to have suffered from it at one point and "had to see matron and everything", but as Cubbage has proven himself not above exaggeration or outright lying when trying to impress, this should perhaps be taken with a pinch of salt.
From the evidence of the PSA, the Louse seems to enslave girls and then uses them to attract males to come within his clutches, although exactly for what fell purpose is not revealed. If they should fail to get the male to come far enough into her home for the louses's requirements, he exacts a brutal punishment upon her.
The Xen Pubic Louse is still very much at large.
- Co originally made his own prop for the louse, shown here. It was never textured as he then hit upon the idea of making the louse much, much bigger (at first it was about the size of a cat), making it humanoid and giving it the ability to speak. To this end he adopted a ragdoll called El Gigante, ripped from a Resident Evil game. To make it more louse-like, he made a simple pair of long antenna, which are welded into place on the ragdoll.