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The /b/allad of Pear Chan
Cover pearchan
Graphic art for The /b/allad of Pear Chan
Artist The CamPanulas
Album Fizziks Enjinn
Length 3:30
Download MP3
Songs on Fizziks Enjinn
Fe cover
  1. Test Subject Session Alpha
  2. Everybody Loves to Laugh Out Loud
  3. Test Subject Session Beta
  4. Dollar Store
  5. Test Subject Session Gamma
  6. The /b/allad of Pear Chan
  7. Test Subject Session Delta
  8. Where did Sally go?
  9. Test Subject Session Epsilon
  10. Remedial Science
  11. Test Subject Session Zeta
  12. Insomniamarama
  13. Test Subject Session Eta
  14. Fizziks Enjinn
  15. Test Subject Session Theta
  16. Cousin Squeaky
  17. Test Subject Session Iota
  18. Derp Derp Derp
  19. Test Subject Session Kappa
  20. Cuttlefish Jam
  21. Test Subject Session Lambda


Bonus tracks
Pearchancropped

Pear Chan (cropped)

The /b/allad of Pear Chan details the story of a girl known as 'Beccabae' whose photos were uploaded to 4chan. Being very pretty, she naturally acquired a lot of fans - before uncropped photographs of her revealed the whole truth.

The song is split into two distinct movements, the first being largely synthetic apart from the bass and a little lead guitar, whereas the second is a jaunty guitar sing-a-long. Bridging the gap is a little solo guitar work.

There are many cases where the song is unable to be referred to by its proper title as the '/' symbol is unacceptable in filenames. In these cases, the '/' is omitted or replaced by another symbol.

Pearchanuncropped

Pear Chan (uncropped)

LyricsEdit

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First Movement

Becca, baby
Are you not aware what they've done to you?
Someone stole your image for the lulz

They cropped your face off
And pasted it on /b/
Now every troll on there thinks that he has a chance in hell and you're beautiful

Becca, baby
They will get a shock when they see how much there is to love
But some will cherish you

Second Movement

And did you know you would end up here?
And do you think it's the place
For all of 4chan to hold you high
For the sweetness of your face

But how could they know when uncropped
They'd all be shocked to a man
By the sheer awesomeness of you Bae
So thanks for that, 4chan

And did the trolls once fall at your feet
Although anonymously
They fell in love with your sweet JPEG
They fell all over /b/

And is not it true when revealed
Some still white knighted you?
Not so fickle the internet dude
Whose heart is mildly true

And did you pick that pyjama suit?
The one all green and red?
On reflection do you not think that
It should have been black instead?

And you don't accept any friend requests now
You had your fill of spam
And creepy chubby chaser dweebs
So thanks for that 4chan
So thanks for that 4chan
Thanks for nothing 4chan

TriviaEdit

  • When the song was first released it was misspelt as "The /b/allard of Pear Chan".

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