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Remedial Science
Cover science
Graphic art for Remedial Science
Artist The CamPanulas
Album Fizziks Enjinn
Length 3:24
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Songs on Fizziks Enjinn
Fe cover
  1. Test Subject Session Alpha
  2. Everybody Loves to Laugh Out Loud
  3. Test Subject Session Beta
  4. Dollar Store
  5. Test Subject Session Gamma
  6. The /b/allad of Pear Chan
  7. Test Subject Session Delta
  8. Where did Sally go?
  9. Test Subject Session Epsilon
  10. Remedial Science
  11. Test Subject Session Zeta
  12. Insomniamarama
  13. Test Subject Session Eta
  14. Fizziks Enjinn
  15. Test Subject Session Theta
  16. Cousin Squeaky
  17. Test Subject Session Iota
  18. Derp Derp Derp
  19. Test Subject Session Kappa
  20. Cuttlefish Jam
  21. Test Subject Session Lambda


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Remedial Science tells the story of a hapless Chemist who goes on a hot dinner-date with an attractive Physicist, only to discover she takes a dim view of any science that isn't physics.

LyricsEdit

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I had a hot dinner date with a really sweet lady who majored in Physics
I was a scientist too
So I thought it might go OK

But when she found out that my degree was awarded for Chemistry she sort of sneered
Clearly she found me contemptible
In some way

And then she said:

Where do you people get off?
Dabbling around in remedial science?
All you do all day is turn the paper pink or blue

While I examine the very state of existence as we know it
You fool around with compounds
Haven't you something better that you could do?

Than remedial science
Than remedial science
Than remedial science
Than just being
A remedial scientist
A charlatan scientist
You make me sick

I felt moved to defend my profession but she gave me no chance to fit a word in edgeways
Clearly, I'd touched a nerve by just breathing in and out

And when she stood up she pulled the tablecloth and emptied soup into my lap
I knew the date was over
To be honest it hadn't gone well

And I said:

Where does Physics get off?
Trying to kill God and replacing Jesus?
Splitting hadrons everywhere, to create a black hole

The atom bomb wasn't enough?
You have to spawn antimatter and blow up the planet
Dabbling with stuff that you don't understand

In a dangerous science
In a dangerous science
In a dangerous science

Whereas chemisty
Sweet chemistry
Is the science of love
The science of love
The science of love
The science of love
Love.... Ooooooh

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