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Dr. Kleiner
Cast izzy
Series Life with Lamarr
First appearance Hate Cuisine
Appearances Book One: The Headcrab King
Book Two: The Free Children's Commune
Book Three: Land Sakes
Book Four: The House of Longfigger
Book Five: El Headcrab Gigante

Former star of New Scientist magazine, he is one of the few people on Earth capable of loving a headcrab, mostly his pet headcrab Lamarr. Although he should be spending his time making new breakthroughs in theoretical physics he has been too devoted to Lamarr (and solitaire) to do so and as a result ended up broke and with his late rent on the wrong side of the law.

Character HistoryEdit

Pre-Life with LamarrEdit

Worked along side a number of other main characters at Black Mesa. He and Arne Magnusson both had a crush on fellow employee Judith Mossman. After Magnusson asked Judith out for a date Kleiner was able squeeze himself in by offering to drive the two. Upon reaching a hill that he was unable to get up he claimed Magnusson's weight was the problem and asked him to wait at the bottom of the hill while he drove Mossman to the top then go back for him, however he never came back.

Later on at some point he helped build a bio-mechanical penis for Eli Vance.

Book One: The Headcrab KingEdit

At some point after the Black Mesa Incident Kleiner adopted Lamarr as a pet and started sharing an apartment with Barney Calhoun. Due to factors including Barney kicking Lamarr through windows Kleiner found it hard to pay the rent. While on a picnic Kleiner and Barney discover Earl Beathan and Roderick Thanatos, who soon become new flatmates, this proves to be short lasted as they have a bomb which destroys Kleiner's apartment and seemly kills Dr. Breen.

Soon after Kleiner meets Arne Magnusson in his attempt to destroy City 17 with Mr. Nibbles. It is then revealed that Kleiner is responsible for Arne's madness, however Arne is shortly turned into a headcrab zombie and Kleiner, Barney and Lamarr flee City 17 to go underground.

Book Two: The Free Children's CommuneEdit

Kleiner, Barney and Lamarr make their way to the Free Children's Commune lead by Eli Vance.

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Book Three: Land SakesEdit

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Book Four: The House of LongfiggerEdit

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Book Five: El Headcrab GiganteEdit

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