Episode Five
Series Twisted Fonzie Theatre
Created by Co McPhee
Twisted Fonzie Theatre Episode guide
Death Ray


Cunningham<(Yes, Fonzie!) Fonzie<(Cunningham, the toilet tissue in the Fonz's little boy's room...)
Fonzie<( a DISGRACE!)
Cunningham<(Forgive my failure, Fonzie! What's up with it?)
Fonzie<(It is low - and common! Amend this at once!)
Cunningham<(I've upgraded the craphouse paper, Fonz!) Fonzie<(Indeed?)
Cunningham<(Yes! Now it is micro-thin sheets of platinum, edged with titanium and studded with diamonds!)
Fonzie<(EXCELLENT! You may live, Cunningham!) Cunningham<(But only to serve, my Fonz!)
~One Visit Later~
Fonzie<(Cunningham...)     (Yes, Fonzie?)>Cunningham
Fonzie<(I appreciate your efforts, but maybe replace the old toilet tissue again...) Cunningham
Fonzie<(...and kindly call an ass surgeon, I think I may need some stitches) Cunningham<(:O)

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