(Ridiculous - that I, The Fonz, am now forced to take out my own trash!)>
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<(Can't understand why that bear wouldn't take the job... what's me not having children to do with it? P'shaw!)
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*stinks* <(Let's lift the trash can lid - Zounds! What a stench!!)
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<(What! Cunningham! What are you doing in my trash?)
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(Forgive me, the Fonz! I've been sleeping in there, with only your used coffee grounds for a friend)>
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(But why the devil would you DO such a thing?)> <(Because they're YOUR coffee grounds, Fonzie!)
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(I named each one of them after you, individually)> <(Such loyalty to the Fonz!)
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(Fonzie! I beg you! Even though I seem to have more money now than when I worked for you, I want my position back!)>
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(Agreed!)> <(Hurrah!)
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(To celebrate, you can wallpaper my fridge. Inside and out.)>
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(But that's silly!)> <(YOU'RE FIRED!)
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