~This Episode of Twisted Fonzie Theatre is brought to you by~
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(Has he left, Cunningham?)> <(Gil? Yes Fonzie, he went off to rent the abandoned manor across the lake)
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(Seems like Chateau Fonzarelli attracts every deadbeat for miles around!)>
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(What next Fonzie? I look to you for guidance)> <(Action, Cunningham, action!)
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<(It's time the world truly remembered the name of The Fonz!)
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(With these interruptions out of the way, we can proceed with Project Overlord!)> <(*gasp*)
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(But - I thought...)> <(...that Arthur Fonzarelli had not the genitalia to implement his plan! BAH!)
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(Imagine it Cunningham! A gigantic TV transmitter! The base of which is rooted in the core of the Earth itself!!)>
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<(Using the mightly Himalayas to amplify and broadcast the signal!!!)
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(Every television set on Earth will display nothing but Happy Days, 24 HOURS A DAY! MWAH HA HA HA)> <( :o )
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(Is the device ready? Can we begin?)> <(Ayeerrrummmmm....)
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(Cunningham! I do not like that face! It is your 'I have failed you Fonzie', Face!)> <( :( )
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(Gee, I'm sorry Fonzie - I contacted Evil Constructions Inc [Secret Bases in Volcanoes a speciality]...)>
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(And? AND?)> <(Well, they said they could do it when the yard had the materials in next Monday...)
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(YES?)> <(But they kind of wanted cash up front)
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(SO?)> <(The estimate was $250 billion dollars)
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(Well - well can't they adjust it into our budget somehow?)> <(They did. They sold me this packet of throaties)
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(Throaties?)> <(They suggested I stand on the roof and shout, Fonzie)
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