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Custer's Revenge
Custer-revenge
Box art for the notorious 'Custers Revenge'
Artist The CamPanulas
Album This is why you're Phat
Length

Custer's Revenge is the opening track for This is why you're Phat and was inspired by the notorious Atari 2600 game of the same name. The song is told from the perspective of 'Revenge', the American-Indian woman whom the game was apparently encouraging you to sexually assault.

Custer's Revenge was written shortly after the release of The White Albumen, intended for a small collection of songs all about video games that for some reason or another had achieved notoriety. Although this project was shelved, Co was fond of this particular song and performed it live at Nerdapalooza UK, so it took quite a while for it to finally appear as a recorded official release.

Lyrics Edit

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Oh here I am I'm an Indian Girl
But Custer's gone and got my head in a whirl
Yeah Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind

Here I am I'm an Indian squaw
But Custer's thinks I'm anyone's whore
Oh Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind
On his tiny little mind
Yeah Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind

Oh won't you please please please please please help me
The motherfucker's gone and tied me to this tree
He wants to give my noble people S.T.D's
Should this not be on how to set me free?

Here I am I'm an Indian brave
But Custer wants me for a sex slave
Yeah Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind

Here he comes with his little big horn
And I must stay here all forlorn
Oh Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind
On his tiny little mind
Yeah Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind

But now the arrows! The arrows fall like rain
One pierces Custer right through his tiny brain
And you would think that that would make the man refrain
But sadly not - no here he comes again

Here I am I'm an Indian lass
But Custer's claiming a piece of my ass
Oh Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind
On his tiny little mind
Yeah Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind
On his tiny little mind
Yeah Custer's coming and he's only got one thing on his mind!

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