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Crumpet Vendor!
Artist The CamPanulas
Album Songs from the Seabed
Length 2:06
Songs on Songs from the Seabed
SftSB
  1. Invisible Blue Trees
  2. Behold, The CamPanulas!
  3. Just Like Leeroy Jenkins
  4. Computer Burger
  5. Symptoms
  6. Holographic Snow
  7. The Adventures of Mr. Slime
  8. Radio Choice
  9. We Salute You, William Sledd
  10. Crumpet Vendor!
  11. Life on Mars (sucks)
  12. Jesus Impersonator
  13. You're Worth a Masterball
  14. Socks, Noses & Pancakes
  15. Song
  16. Au Revoir, Les CamPanulas


Bonus track

LyricsEdit

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Good morning sir! Could I press you to a fresh crumpet?
I baked them myself just this morning! Please! Come on now!
You want a crumpet... ah yeah - thanks for nothing!

Madam! Madam, can I press you to a crumpet?
I made it myse - !
Yes, yeah, well I know where you live!
And I know what car you drive!

Come buy from the crumpet man
They're buttery warm and brown
Oh-oh the crumpet man.

Ah, schoolchildren, schoolchildren on your way to school -
you need a good breakfast to set you up for the day, how
about a crumpet? I don't care what your mother said - buy it!
You got lunch money don't you? BUY it!

C - come back here... yeah, well, if you don't want a crumpet,
what do you want? Hm? Maybe you want some of THIS! Maybe that's
what you want! Huh? Huh?!

Come buy from the crumpet man
They're buttery warm and brown
Oh-oh the crumpet man.

Our brave boys in blue! You want a crumpet don't you? Make a change
from the usual doughnut!
What are you doing to me? No! Please! I just needed to eat, my children
are starving, we can't live on these er, these crumpets! They DISGUST me!
I hate them! I HATE THEM! Where are you taking me? Nooo!

TriviaEdit

  • The Crumpet Vendor can be heard in the background of the song Welcome to CamPanulaville on the next album. Co McPhee stated that he is on weekend release in that song after being arrested in this one.

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