Episode Thirty-Seven
Series Twisted Fonzie Theatre
Created by Co McPhee
Twisted Fonzie Theatre Episode guide


Varney<(Thanks fur shoppin' here sur! That'll be eight dollars!) (Foolish till-jockey! Do you know who I am?!)>FonzieGil
Varney<(Like, ur - security!) (I am ROYALTY! I do not CARRY vulgar currency!)>Fonzie
(Too impoverished to pay your grocery bill, Winkler?)>Gil Fonzie<(Perkins! You salty dog, how dare you address the Fonz!)
Gil<(Fool! There is nothing, that I, GIL PERKINS, would not dare, Winkler!) (Don't call me by that name!)>Fonzie
Gil<(Look at you - so proud! So full of arrogance! But I shall bring you down a peg!)
Varney<(Whurs ma eight bucks Vern?) (Behold! As I, GIL PERKINS, pay this pauper's bill! HA HA!)>Gil
(But I am far from finished yet, Winkler! FAR from finished! Ah ha - ah HA HA HA HA HAAAA!)>Gil Fonzie<(You devil, Perkins!)
~ LaTeR ~
Cunningham<(Fonzie! Where have you been!) (Where haven't I been, Cunningham!)>Fonzie
(It was Perkins! He humiliated me first by paying for my common groceries right in front of everybody!)>Fonzie
Cunningham<(No! The shame!) (But yes! Then he humiliated me by taking me to the movies!)>Fonzie
Cunningham<(Fonzie - is that a new leather jacket?) (Yes. I suggested he humiliate me by buying it for me)>Fonzie
Cunningham<(Are those new genuine Italian leather loafers??) (I suggested those too)>Fonzie

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