| Checkout | |
|---|---|
| Episode Thirty-Seven | |
| Series | Twisted Fonzie Theatre |
| Created by | Co McPhee |
| Twisted Fonzie Theatre Episode guide | |
| Previous Monopoly |
Next Movie |
Plot[]
 <(Thanks fur shoppin' here sur! That'll be eight dollars!) (Foolish till-jockey! Do you know who I am?!)> 
|
| <(Like, ur - security!) (I am ROYALTY! I do not CARRY vulgar currency!)>
|
| (Too impoverished to pay your grocery bill, Winkler?)> <(Perkins! You salty dog, how dare you address the Fonz!)
|
| <(Fool! There is nothing, that I, GIL PERKINS, would not dare, Winkler!) (Don't call me by that name!)>
|
| <(Look at you - so proud! So full of arrogance! But I shall bring you down a peg!)
|
| <(Whurs ma eight bucks Vern?) (Behold! As I, GIL PERKINS, pay this pauper's bill! HA HA!)>
|
| (But I am far from finished yet, Winkler! FAR from finished! Ah ha - ah HA HA HA HA HAAAA!)> <(You devil, Perkins!)
|
| ~ LaTeR ~ |
 <(Fonzie! Where have you been!) (Where haven't I been, Cunningham!)>
|
| (It was Perkins! He humiliated me first by paying for my common groceries right in front of everybody!)>
|
| <(No! The shame!) (But yes! Then he humiliated me by taking me to the movies!)>
|
| <(Fonzie - is that a new leather jacket?) (Yes. I suggested he humiliate me by buying it for me)>
|
| <(Are those new genuine Italian leather loafers??) (I suggested those too)>
|