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Cast[]
- Isaac Kleiner - A theoretical physicist and former employee of Black Mesa before it was destroyed by invading aliens and a nuclear bomb. Room-mate to Barney Calhoun.
- Barney Calhoun - An Irishman with a penchant for alcohol and former security guard at Black Mesa.
- Lamarr - The titular headcrab, pet of Dr. Kleiner. Having been tamed (and de-beaked) it is incapable of turning a person into a zombie.
- Wallace Breen - Former administer of Black Mesa, now administer of the entire Earth. Is constantly after Dr. Kleiner due to his late rent payment.
- Judith Mossman - Fiancée to Dr. Breen, quite absent minded and has a habit of accidental inserting double entendre into serious conversations.
- Eli Vance - Creator of the Free Children's Commune, a place for citizens to escape the cities and reconnect with nature. The Commune turned out to be a front for his evil schemes.
- Alyx Vance - Eli's teenage daughter, rebellious like the average teen and is sick of the hippy life.
- Sunbeam - A Combine Officer, joined the Free Children's Commune and got a large bout of amnesia from all the drugs.
- Dog - Alyx's faithful companion, still in his early stages he is nothing but a waffle shooting toaster.
- Brother Peaches - A member of the Free Children's Commune, is a leader in time of crisis.
- Sparkle Cow - Peaches' "main babe", knows how to handle bazookas.
- Slim Pickles - A recurring gag character, who only ever speaks the same line: "Best Breencast EVER!"
- Brother Bluebell - A member of the Children's commune who has a slight ghetto accent.
- Odessa Cubbage - A military man turned narrator.
- Gordon Freeman - A theoretical physicist who fell into a coma after consuming a super dose of hash.
Episodes[]
Episode Twenty-Five: In which our Heroes meet Eli
Release date: 23rd March 2009
Episode Twenty-Six: Eli wants me for a Sunbeam
Release date: 25th March 2009
Episode Twenty-Seven: The Initiation
Release date: 27th March 2009
Episode Twenty-Eight: Meet the Children
Release date: 30th March 2009
Episode Twenty-Nine: Someone's for the Chop
Release date: 1st April 2009
Episode Thirty: Lucky Houndeye
Release date: 3rd April 2009
Episode Thirty-One: The Doc Gets Leery
Release date: 6th April 2009
Episode Thirty-Two: Dear Diary
Release date: 8th April 2009
Episode Thirty-Three: The Iconoclasts
Release date: 10th April 2009
Episode Thirty-Four: Day Tripper
Release date: 13th April 2009
Episode Thirty-Five: Intermission
Release date: 15th April 2009
Episode Thirty-Six: Barrier Protection
Release date: 17th April 2009
Episode Thirty-Seven: The Set Up
Release date: 20th April 2009
Episode Thirty-Eight: Flawless Victory
Release date: 21st April 2009
Episode Thirty-Nine: The 'H' Stands for 'High'
Release date: 24th April 2009
Episode Forty: Eli's Persuasion
Release date: 27th April 2009
Episode Forty-One: Short-term Memory Sauce
Release date: 29th April 2009
Episode Forty-Two: Quite a Mystery
Release date: 4th May 2009
Episode Forty-Three: The Thief of Manhood
Release date: 6th May 2009
Episode Forty-Four: Far-Out Freeman
Release date: 11th May 2009
Episode Forty-Five: Breen's Afternoon Off
Release date: 13th May 2009
Episode Forty-Six: "Let me 'Ax' you something..."
Release date: 15th May 2009
Episode Forty-Seven: Come Fly with Kleiner
Release date: 16th May 2009
Episode Forty-Eight: My God, an Evil Masterplan!
Release date: 18th May 2009
Episode Forty-Nine: Free Children to Battle
Release date: 19th May 2009
Episode Fifty: Love and Bullets
Release date: 20th May 2009
Episode Fifty-One: Eli, away
Release date: 25th May 2009
Episode Fifty-Two: A Toast to the Combine
Release date: 27th May 2009
Episode Fifty-Three: Bombdemnation
Release date: 29th May 2009
Episode Fifty-Four: Doctor Exposition
Release date: 1st June 2009
Episode Fifty-Five: Clouds
Release date: 3rd June 2009
Episode Fifty-Six: Doctor Breen, he went a-courting
Release date: 5th June 2009
Episode Fifty-Seven: Love is all around me
Release date: 8th June 2009
Episode Fifty-Eight: Now Departing
Release date: 12th June 2009
Episode Fifty-Nine: Headcrab Lost
Release date: 22nd June 2009
Release date: 25th June 2009